Thirty’s A Crowd

Apr. 30th, 2026 03:00 pm
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Me: *Scans the customer's last item.* "Your total is $30.12."
The customer, probably about twelve or thirteen years old, gives me a dime, a nickel… and a $30 bill.
Me: "Uh…"

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Tie Hard

Apr. 30th, 2026 02:30 pm
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My Mom's dad had passed away a couple of days previously. The night before the funeral, a dark and stormy night, the funeral home called at 9 PM to tell my mom she had forgotten a tie for the suit for tomorrow's showing. She freaked out, realizing she would have to drive over to the nursing home to fetch a tie and then drive to the funeral home.

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April Writing and May Plans

Apr. 30th, 2026 11:27 am
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In April, I wrote a piece of flash fiction called “Skysail Jack,” about a young vagabond who likes to hitch rides on zeppelins, with occasionally disastrous results. This was not accepted to Flash Fiction Online but may nonetheless spark a flash fiction series with classic adventure story titles like “Skysail Jack and the Flying Dutchmen.”

I’m also continuing very slow work on my fantasy novelette The Paper Bird. I believe I will complete a draft this month! It’s going to be about 15,000 words, which is an awkward length, but I’m just so pleased that I’m going to have a draft, since I started this story 16 years ago at a time when I was starting (and occasionally finishing) many secondary world fantasy stories. They were all terrible, and I couldn’t understand why. I was so faithfully going through those websites of worldbuilding questions! Reading books about crafting imaginary languages! Carefully creating maps and sprawling family trees!

But I believe that at long last, I may be writing a secondary world fantasy story that is actually good. This is partly because I have grown as a person and a writer, and partly because I’ve finally grasped that I need to leave out like 95% of that beautiful worldbuilding.

I am therefore cautiously considering the possibility that I might be able to write about some of the other secondary world characters who have obstinately refused to die despite ~15 years of neglect. In fact, I tried to describe some of these story ideas in this post, but ran up against the fact that they tend to have characters and a setting but not what you might actually call a “story,” which makes it difficult to describe them in a way that might interest other people.

But good news! The Paper Bird also languished for years with characters and a setting but no story, so I just need to replicate the process whereby I gave it a plot. Unfortunately I don’t know quite how I did it, but no worries! I’m sure I can work it out.

Also, I don’t think that most of these potential stories are very marketable in self-pub, with the possible exception of Innis and Jess (prisoner of war and guy who really didn’t want a pet prisoner of war; obviously they fall in love, obviously their cultures have wildly different views on sex/love/romance/etc), but that is a problem for future me. At the moment it’s just nice to be writing again.

Ein Klassiker von 1937

Apr. 30th, 2026 04:31 pm
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Stünde kein Datum auf dem eigentlichen Foto, wäre es schwer, das Bild zeitlich einzuordnen: Es zeigt meinen Vater, der Jahrgang 1925 wahr, vor dem alten Schulhaus in Dietersweiler; das Bild wurde 1937 aufgenommen und ist eine Erinnerung an seine Schulzeit. Er war, als das Foto aufgenommen wurde, also zwölf Jahre alt.

Viel länger ging er als Sohn eines Zimmermanns nicht zur Schule. Nach der Hauptschule begann er seine Lehre als Elektriker, bevor er zum Reichsarbeitsdienst – dem »bewaffneten« – abkommandiert und nach Frankreich geschickt wurde. 1943, also sechs Jahre nachdem dieses Foto aufgenommen worden war, war er alt genug, um als Soldat eingezogen und an die Ostfront geschickt zu werden.

Auf diesem Bild ist davon nichts zu sehen. Mein Vater trägt die Kleidung, wie sie damals für Kinder und Heranwachsende üblich war; mit Kniestrümpfen und erstaunlich guten Schuhen. Er wirkt stolz und gleichzeitig ein bisschen verlegen.

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It’s the Thursday “ask the readers” question. A reader writes:

Luckily no one in my office is biting anyone, but my formerly pretty-good job has devolved into a toxic mess.

I found myself pressing my ear against my wall to try and glean basic (not sensitive or confidential) information I needed to do my job by eavesdropping on a conversation next door. My officemate wasn’t ruffled; instead he grabbed a glass to better hear it, because that was a reasonable reaction to the situation we are in.

Obviously we need to get the hell out, and we’re working on it.

But in the meantime, I’d love to hear readers share their own behavior that made perfect sense in the context of their office dysfunction … and would be horrifying anywhere else. (And advice on keeping your “normal meter” calibrated among that level of chaos is extremely welcome.)

Readers, this is your moment! What dysfunctional behavior did a toxic office drive you to after warping your normal meter?

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Community Recs Post!

Apr. 30th, 2026 10:49 am
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Every Thursday, we have a community post, just like this one, where you can drop a rec or five in the comments.

This works great if you only have one rec and don't want to make a whole post for it, or if you don't have a DW account, or if you're shy. ;)

(But don't forget: you can deffo make posts of your own seven days a week. ;D!)

So what cool fics/fanvids/fanart/other kinds of fanworks/fancrafts/podfics have we discovered this week? Drop it in the comments below. Anon comment is enabled.

BTW, AI fanworks are not eligible for reccing at recthething. If you aware that a fanwork is AI-generated, please do not rec it here.
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CFP: Canadian Science Fiction: Northern Speculations in the Canadian Context

21st-century Canadian science fiction is unique and varied. Its production is a reflection of the country’s size, history, its status as a former colony of both Great Britain and France, its vast geography and its close proximity to the United States, as a country of immigrants and a colonizer in its own right over its Indigenous Peoples.

The Canadian imagination expresses itself in English, French, Indigenous languages and the languages of its immigrant groups, and speaks to a multicultural environment. The Canadian landscape, so vast and varied, inspires the writers, and has been re-imagined as alien worlds and foreign cities.

The editors seek contributions which present an overview of current Canadian science fiction in all media. The volume’s objective is to create a comparative overview demonstrating the variety and depth of the Canadian science fictional imagination. The editors aim to include sections on narrative fiction, television and cinema, and gaming. This will be a part of McFarland’s Critical Explorations in Science Fiction series and will be edited by Gillian I. Leitch (independent scholar) and Caroline-Isabelle Caron (Queen’s University).

Suggested topics include:
  • History of Canadian science fiction
  • Colonialism and Empire
  • Afro-futurisms
  • Indigenous futurisms
  • Linguistic communities and science fiction
  • Regionalisms in science fiction
  • Science fiction production in Canada
  • Canadian futures
  • Specific authors

If you are interested in contributing to this book, please submit a proposal of 250 words along with a short biography to: gilliandoctor@gmail.com

The deadline for submissions is 30 September 2026.

Ooof!

Apr. 30th, 2026 10:10 am
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Friday, overnight to Saturday at usual house.
Saturday, overnight to Sunday at usual house.
Monday, overnight to Tuesday at new house.
Tuesday, overnight to Wednesday at new house.
Wednesday, run home, get four hours of sleep, run back to work for 4-12 shift, ask N if he can stay late so I can leave early because I'm doing the overnight at the new house. Thank goodness the bus gets me right there.

That's seven shifts. Today I sleep, and tomorrow night I do it again because I do actually need cash this week and next.

(This other house has a cleaning checklist for the overnight shift. The manager assured me that it's not really intended to be all done each night except the laundry. Good to know, because I did none of it last night. All of it the night before, none of it this night so I could be more awake and focused for the morning part of the shift, the part that involves dealing with the people.)

Incidentally, anybody who tells you that working with intellectually disabled adults is super rewarding or inspiring is just lying. It's mostly laundry, and there's just nothing inspiring about laundry.

It's a necessary job, and I like helping people, but during the work part of work? Mostly I'm doing their laundry. Sometimes making their beds, or helping them shower, or making lunches.

Free The Calendar

Apr. 30th, 2026 01:30 pm
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I’m talking to a friend about when we can get together in the second month of summer. Relevant: I’m White, she’s Black.
Me: "How about the 19th?"
Friend: "Sorry, my family’s going to be celebrating Juneteenth."

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The Pie Is A Lie

Apr. 30th, 2026 01:00 pm
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Customer: "I want the mud slide pie flavor."
All the flavors have little pictures, and the picture of this flavor was a sliver of chocolate pie with whipped cream and a cherry. I pull the lever, and the correct-flavored froyo comes out.
Customer: *Confused and disgusted.* "Where's the whipped cream and cherry?"

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Apr. 30th, 2026 12:45 pm
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(I’m outside on my break, enjoying the pleasant weather and eating my lunch. It’s important to note I am a large woman – around 130kg at 5’9″ – but considering this nearly 2 years ago I weighed 214kg, I think I’m doing pretty well on the lifestyle change so far. A man and woman walk […]

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After leaving the Marines, the spousal unit was able to get his teaching certification through the Troops to Teachers program and began looking for jobs. The staff at a small country school district where he applied interviewed him, liked what they saw, and submitted his CV to the school board for approval to hire him as a geography teacher.

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Closing some tabs.

Apr. 30th, 2026 03:22 pm
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I joined in on lowering the urn for my grandmother yesterday. Unbeknownst to me, I had signed up for a full day of eating and talking at my aunt's. So now my brain is proper parboiled and I've reverted to couch potato. Making this the perfect time for: a real mishmash of links to clear out my tabs.
eta wipe-out and my period got together on crushing me and here I am, 2 days running, glued to said couch. (the weather is so nice outside, ugh *glares balefully at state of self*)

+ [personal profile] renay posted her 50th Intergalactic Mixtape 🥳 So many great links to find within, highly recommend. There's a reason it got nominated for the Hugos.

+ Why Angine de Poitrine's viral microtonal math rock KEXP session, Ireland's permanent basic income for artists, and Albert Einstein are three sides of the same human triangle.

+ Massive Attack / Tom Waits - Boots on the Ground. Really powerful music video.
Film created by Massive Attack (working with US photo artist thefinaleye). This montage work portrays a momentous American epoch that is yet to be named, and comes in the aftermath of the largest public protests in American history - focused on opposition to ICE raids, the militarisation of domestic forces, and state authoritarianism.

And Bette Midler did ALL YOU FASCISTS (Bound to Lose) <3

+ The passive income trap that ate a generation.
Where it went wrong is that the whole movement confused "build a good product that scales" with "build any mechanism that extracts money without you being involved." I don't think that confusion was accidental. I think the confusion was the point. Because if you're teaching people to build real businesses, you have to sit with hard, boring questions about whether anyone actually wants what you're selling. But if you're teaching people to build "passive income streams" you can skip all of that and go straight to the fun tactical shit. How to run Facebook ads, how to set up a Shopify store in a weekend, how to write email sequences that manipulate people into buying things they don't need.

+ What I learned about billionaires at Jeff Bezos' private retreat.

+ Italy Suspends Defense Agreement With Israel Amid Mounting Public Pressure to Cut Ties.

+ A French city cut its marine pollution — and its seagrass bounced back.

+ NASA has an official Artemis II gallery. Go look at the pretty pretty spaaaace.

+ Japan’s Zine Boom: Self-Made Magazines Take Off in the AI Era.
Japan’s current zine boom is a bit of a divergence from these subcultural scenes of the past. Rather than zines being the extension of some other cultural practice, zines themselves are the focal point of the new movement. Zine content spans all manner of genres and interests: a kid’s self-published children’s books, a young mother’s child-rearing tips, an old couple’s poetry chapbook.


Giving up on the rest of the tabs to see if I can make it into the bath 🤞
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