I lost the earlier list. In self-defense, I'll just list URLs. Have fun with them, and I hope you feel better!

http://www.intimations.org/fanfic/stargate/CantHaveOne.html

http://www.852prospect.org/archive/archive/humor2/quack.html

http://dnf.slashcity.org/viewstory.php?sid=231

http://intimations.org/fanfic/master_and_commander/Duende.html

http://saphanibaal.livejournal.com/4432.html

http://www.852prospect.org/archive/archive/firsts3/patternsof.html

http://www.852prospect.org/archive/archive/17/epiphanyin.html